nixiegenesis:

Olórin in the Gardens of Lórien. 

I kind of HC the Gardens of Lórien to be like the movie “What Dreams May Come,” they’re kind of surreal. I used my “Springtime in Arda” fluid painting as the background. 

“… though he loved the Elves, he walked among them unseen, or in form as one of them, and they did not know whence came the fair visions or the promptings of wisdom that he put into their hearts. In later days he was the friend of all the Children of Ilúvatar, and took pity on their sorrows; and those who listened to him awoke from despair and put away the imaginations of darkness.” Unfinished Tales, “The Istari.”

On the quest to live longer, Voldemort becomes a health obsessed vegetarian who lives on a diet of gluten-free green shakes. He drinks a kale and pea shake every morning before his yoga routine.

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fleamontpotter:

Soon he goes the whole way and becomes vegan. He changes his name to Veganmort. He wears activewear under his cloak. He tells every person before he kills them that he is vegan.

Veganmort makes a paleo dinner for all of his Death Eaters, made up primarily of finely chopped nuts and plants that are like, technically edible, but why would you.

“Do we have to eat this?” a couple of them ask.

“This is the path to immortality,” says Veganmort, red eyes flashing.

“Are we called Death Eaters because we have to choke down this crap,” one of them mutters. The next day his seat at the table is filled. He’s never heard from again.

Veganmort goes to the farmer’s market every week with his hemp bags. He looks at every individual piece of fruit with a scrutiny he otherwise only uses on Death Eaters who have failed him in some way.

“Does this have pesticides
on it?” he asks the peach seller suspiciously. “Do not LIE TO ME!!”

“Why do you put pieces of your soul in important objects, my Lord?” Peter asks once. “Surely an ordinary goblet would be less easy to identify.”

“My body is a temple, Wormtail,” says Veganmort. He does not move from his downward dog position. “My soul should be treated with the same respect.”

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xtori34:

Looking up Scottish mythological creatures and

Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.

That is the nicest Werewolf legend I’ve ever heard of.

Now I wish I could draw because I’d love to draw this.

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i tried

shetland, where mermaids are evil and werewolves fight poverty

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I love when people find this post again, this is a wholesome werewolf post.

@gallusrostromegalus  Not sure if anyone has tagged you in this one before, but it seems like something right up your alley.

IT IS AND THANK YOU.

Listen to this. Wulvers didn’t just leave fish, you guys.  From Scotsman.com:

Unlike other werewolves – often painted as ferocious and daring – the Scottish Wulver was considered kind and often helped lost travellers, by guiding them to nearby towns and villages. 

Families that were poor and starving might find that the Wulver had left a supply of fish on their windowsill thanks to his benevolent side. 

The same kindness was shown to households with a sick family member, and the Wulver was seen sitting mournfully outside the home of a terminally ill person.

Read more at: http://www.scotsman.com/heritage/people-places/scottish-myths-wulver-the-kindhearted-shetland-werewolf-1-4025249

This is the sweetest werewolf ever.