legobiwan:

lesbianporg:

luke: writes everything that pops into his head and doesn’t proofread

han: asks for a bunch of extensions and somehow manages to get out of writing the essay altogether

leia: polished and precise. invents a new citation format because none of the others were adequate

lando: uses big fancy words that the professor has to look up but he uses them all correctly

chewbacca: keysmash

boba fett: somehow makes everything sound sinister but doesnt elaborate

anakin: triple spaces and 16 point font to hide the fact that hes only written 4 sentences

obi wan: uses lots of footnotes and puts jokes in parentheses

padme: short but dense and always ends with a call to action

grevious: all caps

rey: writes it in pencil 

finn: subtly criticizes the professor’s opinion on the topic

poe: turns it in 2 days late 

rose: types it up on her phone in between repairing cars 

yoda: writes a haiku

dooku: writes his first and final draft in ink. it sounds vaguely shakespearean. there are no errors. 

sidious: kind of dry and boring until you go to the endnotes. you throw the paper to the side of the room in horror. then you light it on fire. just to be sure.

ventress: writes by hand. ambidextrous. she disagrees with your point of view.

qui gon: wanders off topic until he’s writing about something else entirely. still makes a decent argument and you somehow find your self convinced.