I don’t know what it is about Star Wars but even if it’s not your biggest fandom, it still has the funniest memes by a long shot I mean “look at all the fucks i give anakin” and “your poncho is a piece of junk” and anakin hates sand it’s all just 1000% pure class
i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.”
People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut
Tbh, I always saw my mom check the eggs in the carton and for the longest time I didn’t know why and everytime I went out and bought eggs I’d copy her because that’s what everyone does, open the carton. So I’d always just end up staring at an open carton of eggs in the grocery store thinking “Yes. These are eggs”. And I’d buy them.
That last post tho 😂😂😂
After reading this post; I’m wondering how many adult humans are out there opening egg cartons at the grocery store not because they want to check and make sure there are no eggs cracked…
but because they perceived it as a cultural norm 😂
*Banging on J.K. Rowling’s door at 3:00 AM* WHAT DID REMUS ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE WHEN HE TRANSFORMED!?
WAS HE THIS
(Movie design that had to be approved.)
(A Pottermore illustration of a werewolf.)
??????
WAS HE THIS:
(Text by on Pottermore.)
(An illustration that appears ON THE SAME PAGE)
????????
AND THEN THERE’S THIS HOT MESS IN THIS PERSON’S COPY OF THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN ILLUSTRATED VERSION (ALSO APPROVED):
WHAT DID HE LOOK LIKE, WOMAN!?
THERES A QUESTION ON THE OWL EXAM ASKING TO IDENTIFY A WEREWOLF! OBVIOUSLY THIS THING STICKS OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB! IF THERE WAS A PACK OF WOLVES AND THEN THIS THING AND I WAS ASKED TO IDENTIFY WHICH WAS THE WEREWOLF, I DONT THINK ID BE SITTING THERE “uhhhh geeeeee I don’t know…” LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING?! IT LOOKS LIKE A MUTATED HAIRLESS CHIHUAHUA! I HAVE A CHIHUAHUA AND IF I SHAVED HER SHE’D LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS! WHO MADE THIS!? WHO SAID “YES, WEREWOLF, OKAY!”!?!
When the marauders are discussing their OWL exams and the question about werewolves, Peter mentions the rounded snout and tuft tail. This leads me to believe that a werewolf should look, to the untrained eye, LIKE A NORMAL (but maybe larger) WOLF unless you are able to look at the details like the snout and tail (and if you’ve gotten that close, I must ask…how are you still alive? But I digress…)
BUT THIS!!???!!! THIS HAIRLESS CHIHUAHUA FERRET LOOKING THING THATS BEEN STRETCHED IN WILLY WONKA’S TAFFEE PULLER!?! THIS IS NOT A WEREWOLF!!!
Im sorry this has been on my nerves for 14 years o_o
Funny story, this file got corrupted and I nearly gave up on it because Photoshop flattened all of the layers. There’s little I could do to fix it but then I couldn’t just abandon the work.
So I did my best and it took me a week to figure out a solution. I’m finally satisfied with the end result and it’s all worth it 🙂
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