weary-hearted-queen:

everybodyilovedies:

ragnell:

leiaorggana:

Deleted Leia sass from The Empire Strikes Back

Leia, you were scheduled for execution.

She was getting along FINE.

#my poor sweet child#because you know she isn’t saying this out of pure anger#you know she isn’t saying this because she isn’t grateful to them#it’s because they have made her vulnerable#they have somehow crawled between the narrow spaces in her ribs and curled in the hollow place in her chest#they have given her love and kindness and friendship when she had nothing left#they became her family when she had none despite her attempts to keep them at arms’ length#and now they’re both leaving#and she’s tried so hard to steel herself for it#but she can’t#and the knowledge that they can hurt her#the knowledge that they can leave like so many others have left#the fear of losing more of those she cares for catches her hard behind the sternum#and she lashes out because anger is easier than fear and easier than grief#it’s never that she didn’t want or need them#it’s that she knows they have the power to break her#and she can’t let herself splinter into more fragments#so she tells herself she doesn’t need them#because she thinks that if she says it long enough or loud enough or often enough#maybe #just maybe #it will become true#I JUST HAVE A LOT OF FEELS ABOUT LEIA ORGANA OKAY

damn, @chaseyesterdays. now I’m even less okay than I was about this scene before–and that’s saying something

calaquendii:

Anaire

The wife of Fingolfin, mother of Fingon, Turgon, Aredhel, and Argon. 

three headcanons that came up when painting this: 

1. She and feanor grew up together, and the rivalry between them is almost worst than that between Feanor and Fingolfin. 

2. She’s the elvish equivalent of a lawyer, and a total badass 

3. After the departure of the Noldor, she holds the remaining elves in Tirion together with the force of her will alone, and even after Finarfin returns and takes up the throne, she is considered one the most important and influential noldo in tirion

please don’t repost or edit in any way, thank you 🙂 reblogs are always appreciated.  

fleamontpotter:

fleamontpotter:

fleamontpotter:

pansiparknson:

fleamontpotter:

The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much

Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk

I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot

AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I’m surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.  

NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL HE’S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD 

herr-doctor:

eglantinebr:

sufficientlylargen:

whiteknightblackking:

magicandmalice:

brendaonao3:

smarsupial:

womandrogyne:

I am so aroused right now

Oh I know some folks who will get this much faster than I did. @misshoneywheeler @aliceofalonso my favorite pundits.

@thebestpersonherelovesbucky this is SO your jam…

@runningwolf62 @onewhositswiththeturtles enjoy

This is a special class of pun called a Tom Swifty! So named because it was frequently used in the Tom Swift book series.

This is missing my favorite one:

“I make tabletops!” said Tom counterproductively.

Took me a minute

@marcusfeniix @charmingviolence

syncretic11:

dvas0ng:

defilerwyrm:

hasufin:

seananmcguire:

knitmeapony:

seananmcguire:

priscellie:

Man. I feel so thirsty lately.  I can’t drink enough water. I feel like the senator guy in that X-Men movie after getting exposed to Magneto’s mutant machine, and he keeps drinking drinking drinking water uncontrollably until he dives into the ocean and becomes a terrifying jellyfish creature and explodes.  Freaking Magneto. I was already sympathetic to the mutant cause. Why you gotta hate?

You’re not a mutant, honey, you’re a mermaid.  It’s all right.  Once your scales start coming in, you won’t be as thirsty.

You know, being a diagnostician in a world with more public magical creatures must be a trip and a half.  

  • “Extreme thirst has a lot of causes.  Let’s check your blood sugar, and let’s take a skin sample to see if you’re developing scales.”
  • “Joint pain is pretty common when someone’s pushing themself that way with training, and I’d definitely recommend some rest, but it sounds like it’s been coming on with the moon so we might want to do a blood test to check for lycanthropy.”
  • “I’m going to give you this journal.  Keep track of how often you’re near bodies of water and copses of trees – not single trees, there needs to be a cluster.”
  • “Bear with me, I know you’re lactose intolerant, but buy a pint of milk and keep it in your kitchen.  If it spoils faster than expected, we’ll have a better idea of what’s going on here.”

“Have you considered that you may not, in fact, actually be a mammal?”

“Okay, I’m going to have to refer you to a specialist. It looks like your tertiary dentition is coming in.”

“I think we need to check for allergic reactions to silver, iron, a few types of wood, garlic, and holy water. That’ll help us rule out some possible causes for this rash. In the mean time I think you should avoid Italian food and holy ground.”

“Have you noticed clusters of birds following you? Were they corvids? Hm, interesting. You ought to come in to the office so we can discuss this further.”

“That itching sensation might be a rash, but I think we ought to give you an MRI and see if you’re about to grow horns.”

So basically, medicine in the Dark Ages, upgraded.

This is literally my dream as a writer and my worst nightmare as a nurse

So I imagine a supernatural version of House where almost every episode someone is like “it’s lycanthropy” and the House character goes “it’s never lycanthropy” except for the one episode it is where the title of the episode is lycanthropy.