Schlagwort: queue

the-last-hair-bender:

aseariel:

lemonsharks:

tentaklingon:

misbehavingmaiar:

lunchbagart:

My son wanted to know what would happen if an Ent got the One Ring.  Something violent, probably.

Stones will break, and roots will squeeze, vines will grow and bend all knees; mushrooms hunt and  thorns yolk; weeds strangle and flowers choke. The age of skin is done. The hour of bark is come. Baruuum. 

holy shit wes dat poem

This isn’t even my fandom and I got chills.

@infinitemachine

@jhaernyl @shetanshadowwolf @dreamsofaini

Why you should fear the deadly red panda

gothiccharmschool:

mzmarbles:

gothiccharmschool:

albino-ottsel:

meeko-mar:

suitov:

🐾 Fierce
🐾 Will mess yr face up
🐾 Opposable thumbs
🐾 Do u a frighten
🐾 Deadly
🐾 Bamboo?
🐾 Mostly sleep tbh
🐾 Look how fierce

@vissudhavoice I really do relate to these critters on a deep emotional level

@gothiccharmschool @realestmatt

SO FIERCE. REALLY.

Proof that opposable thumbs are not what make us “superior”. Our pouncing skills are also laughable.

SO FIERCE. MUCH REBLOGGING.

aethersea:

lordoftherainbows:

dothemortalcoilshuffle:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

mishasteaparty:

Cap: Shouldn’t be a problem.

#the best thing#the very best thing about this scene#is how steve frowns and glances at nat#like#wait is this something we should be concerned about#did i not do my reading on this thing#is it more complex than it sounds#idk nat you know i never read through the debriefings#and nat just shrugging going#nah man#i don’t see the problem either#it’s all cool#we’ll go get it#and sam in the background#just going how is this now my life#i am surrounded by reckless assholes#im gonna get dead#and then he goes#aw hell#i was gonna get dead for less important shit#let’s do this {via ink-phoenix}

What I really love is that the movie doesn’t even bother to show them getting the wings. Like, pfft, whatever, infiltrating high securty places to steal experimental government technology, what is it Tuesday already? Nobody needs to see that, we have more important things to do. 

#OKAY BUT#I love how Sam knows EXACTLY Where it is#like he’s had his eye on it#like he checked up on his wings#he missed his babies#he had to know where they are#and maybe even how to get them#ps sam what the fuck is wrong with your lamp (via bluandorange)

Probably Sam already had a plan – purely hypothetical, of course, he would never steal government property, of course, I mean it’s not like he could get away with it anyway (he checked, JUST FOR FUN OF COURSE). And the plan wasn’t quite perfect, because it relied on being able to move a little faster than is actually humanly possible and maybe be in two places at once.

Except, of course, that’s not a problem anymore. So now the new question is, if I show Captain America all my (totally hypothetical) infiltration plans, is Captain America going to be Disappointed In Me.

And after knowing Steve for all of maybe 40 minutes added up, Sam is rapidly coming to the conclusion that no, no he will not.

thejovianmute:

rage-quitter:

I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 

Here is every religion in the world. 

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

An exceedingly useful list of lists for writers.