Vader’s pun in Rogue One felt like A Bit Much. Then I remembered the novelization of RotS and one of the newly minted Vader’s first scenes. The entire time he’s slaughtering the surviving Separatist leaders, the dialogue is peppered with things like this:
“Please, I’ll give you anything. Anything you want!” The blade flashed twice; Tambor’s arms fell to the floor, followed by his head. “Thank you.”
And this unbelievable gold:
“We were promised a reward,” she gasped. “A h-h-handsome reward-” “I am your reward,” the Sith Lord said. “You don’t find me handsome?”
And perhaps my favorite, because please:
“The war is over– Lord Sidious promised– he promised we would be left in peace…” “His transmission was garbled.” The blade came up. “He promised you would be left in pieces.”
Gandalf doesn’t say that Shadowfax is the best or fastest, he says that he is the “lord of all horses” and I quite frankly want more information about the responsibilities and powers that come with that position.
I would assume it behooves him to create a more stable economy for all horses by reigning in unnecessary spending. It must be a huge responsibility to be saddled with, but I’m sure he always meets it with unbridled enthusiasm. He’s probably chomping at the bit for the next horse presidential race – in fact, I hear he’s already leading in the Gallup polls.
oh my god i lost 7 followers
okay no more horse puns
Come on, joust because SOME people can’ter take puns doesn’t mean you should kick the habit!
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