Do you think Ginny came up with her Valentine’s Day poem on her own?
Or do you think she had help?
Like
Say from
I don’t know
A magical diary or something
That she always confided in
And would probably do whatever she asked
Like help her write a poem
OKAY BUT –
“I wish he were mine, he’s really divine – the hero who conquered the Dark Lord.”
Only Death Eaters called Voldemort the Dark Lord.
Ginny did NOT write that.
VOLDEMORT WROTE HARRY POTTER A LOVE POEM: CONFIRMED.
Dear Tom, I really really want to give Harry a poem for Valentines but it has to be a good poem and I’m rubbish at poetry, please help! Love, Ginny
when will this incessant prattling end Dear Ginny, you have mentioned Harry Potter’s “stunning” green eyes and “wonderful” black hair many times, perhaps you could include these features in your poem. Sincerely, Tom
Dear Tom, that’s a great idea! I’ve heard you’re supposed to do metaphors in poems, maybe something like “His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad, his hair is as dark as a blackboard?” And then I really want to do something like
“I wish he was mine” because I think that’s very romantic and I DO wish he was mine but I’m no good at rhyming and I can’t think of an ending! Are you good at rhymes? Love, Ginny
WHY MUST I SUFFER IN THIS WAY Dear Ginny, rhymes are not one of my particular skills. However, you might rhyme “mine” with “divine,” as in “I wish he was mine, he’s truly divine,” if I possessed a body I would be vomiting right now and then conclude with “the hero who conquered the Dark Lord,” to rhyme with “blackboard.” Sincerely, Tom
Dear Tom, THANK YOU!! That’s WONDERFUL, I don’t know what I would do without you! Do you think Harry will like it? I’m so nervous! Love, Ginny
Dear Ginny, I see no reason for him to dislike it. It is a poem truly worthy of a boy such as him. They should both be ripped into tiny pieces and then burned. Sincerely, Tom
Trying to mix Game of Thrones with Pokemon Go like …
Hi my name is Túrin Turambar Neithan Mormegil Agarwaen son of Úmarth and I have a long ebony black sword (that’s how I got my name) that talks and is filled with malice and I have icy grey eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Morwen Eledhwen (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Níniel but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I have pale white skin. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. For example today I was wearing a black cloak with some Orc blood around it and black leather trousers, silver chain leggings and black boots. I was wearing my doom on my brow. I was walking outside Brethil. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Glaurung stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.
Gandalf doesn’t say that Shadowfax is the best or fastest, he says that he is the “lord of all horses” and I quite frankly want more information about the responsibilities and powers that come with that position.
I would assume it behooves him to create a more stable economy for all horses by reigning in unnecessary spending. It must be a huge responsibility to be saddled with, but I’m sure he always meets it with unbridled enthusiasm. He’s probably chomping at the bit for the next horse presidential race – in fact, I hear he’s already leading in the Gallup polls.
oh my god i lost 7 followers
okay no more horse puns
Come on, joust because SOME people can’ter take puns doesn’t mean you should kick the habit!
So, about the very interesting Ancalagon discussion and how on Earth you redirect the Silmaril’s light to cause enough damage to kill him…
I’d like to point out that Beren’s hand held the Silmaril and the Silmaril alone, whereas it must’ve been mounted on something for Eärendil to be able to wear it on his forehead (my only copy of the Silmarillion is a print copy in Spanish so please excuse the lack of quotes). If the Valar had a hand in making the bling wearable, maybe they made it with the specific purpose to turn it into a weapon, and the setting has the property to sort of convey the Silmaril’s power like a laser.
Alternatively, if the omni-directional evil-blasting power of the Silmaril was indeed a thing that could not be contained or directed, maybe they were battling too high in the air for it to affect any other creature than Ancalagon.
That, or Eärendil used to burn ants with a magnifying glass as a child and found a pretty cool new use for the SIlmaril XD
One one hand, you are right about them being too high being a wonderful excuse for the Silmaril light working against Ancalagon but not affecting the armies down below
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