“They were once men. Great kings of men.” Painting by Alan Lee.
Schlagwort: nazgul
Dear @shieldmaidenofsherwood I’m your Tolkien Secret Santa and this is my gift for you. I hope you like it and wish you happy holidays!
music “Andy Williams – Its A Most Wonderful Time Of The Year”
I killed a Balrog. You are so outclassed it’s not even funny.
– Glorfindel, to the Nazgûl on the banks of the Bruinen, book I, chapter XII
#GLORFINDEL#grabs your face and yells about him#AU in which glorfindel faces the nazgul#and theyre so overwhelmed with his perfection#they forsake their dark lord#and start following glorfindel instead#like literally following#it’s just like he a got a bunch of goth groupies overnight#glorfindel is all like#you guys uhhhhhh#this is making me a bit uncomfortable#you following me around everywhere#also while my quarters are quite spacious#ten’s a bit of a crowd you know; undead or not#so could you not… hover like that#this is very awkward you guys#but then they start giving him backrubs and making excellent tea and braiding his hair nicely#‘my lord of the golden flower’ they screech#‘while your hair is really a glorious wonder -’#(screech)#‘you must admit it is also a proven safety hazard’#glorfindel frowns but concedes their point#also the witch king of angmar turns out to be quite the capable hairstylist#glorfindel and his nazgul entourage#can that be a thing please (via dwimmerlaiks)
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Nazgul Giving Sauron Their Report After Getting Drowned in The River Bruinen.
Nazgul: So, we made a couple of small mistakes.
Sauron: You stabbed pillows thinking they were hobbits.
Nazgul: Okay then Lord Perfect, medium sized mistakes.
I’m noob at gifs but here be a second age sauron with the souls of the nine
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The Nazgul after getting washed down the river Bruinen, and then realizing that they are going to have to go back to their master soaking and horseless, all the while sending in a report about how they stabbed some pillows in an inn.
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