me during the week: i’m in hell i can’t wait for the weekend
me during the weekend: i’m in a weird mood and i don’t want to do anything and everything is terrible
Schlagwort: me too

you: excessive and incorrect use of commas
me—an intellectual: excessive and incorrect use of m dashes
me, a pseudo-intellectual: both, if at all possible—and it’s always possible
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete – A novel by me
me? both avoiding and craving attention? you bet
I’m the kind of person that will delete and retype an entire tag sentence if I make a typo and that’s really all you need to know about my personality
me: ok i’ll study at 8:00
clock: 8:00
me: *pretends i didn’t see*
me: i should message my mutuals, i want them to know i want to be friends
me: actually im just gonna like a post they reblogged and hope they get the hint
me at school: omg when i get home i’ve got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
me at home:
