Schlagwort: mcu

magnetloser:

Unfriendly reminder to Nick Spencer and Marvel: the Red Skull once asked Magneto for him to join Hydra and Magneto responded by burying him in a basement. It didn’t matter one bit that the Red Skull wasn’t personally responsible, bc for Magneto allying with Nazism is tantamount to being responsible for the Holocaust. He would never ally himself with such people because his whole life is shaped by the trauma experienced as a jewish man at the hands of the fascist Nazi German government.

So fuck marvel and fuck nick spencer and lets all collectively rejoice over Magneto burying Nazis in basements. 

aethersea:

lordoftherainbows:

dothemortalcoilshuffle:

thunderboltsortofapenny:

mishasteaparty:

Cap: Shouldn’t be a problem.

#the best thing#the very best thing about this scene#is how steve frowns and glances at nat#like#wait is this something we should be concerned about#did i not do my reading on this thing#is it more complex than it sounds#idk nat you know i never read through the debriefings#and nat just shrugging going#nah man#i don’t see the problem either#it’s all cool#we’ll go get it#and sam in the background#just going how is this now my life#i am surrounded by reckless assholes#im gonna get dead#and then he goes#aw hell#i was gonna get dead for less important shit#let’s do this {via ink-phoenix}

What I really love is that the movie doesn’t even bother to show them getting the wings. Like, pfft, whatever, infiltrating high securty places to steal experimental government technology, what is it Tuesday already? Nobody needs to see that, we have more important things to do. 

#OKAY BUT#I love how Sam knows EXACTLY Where it is#like he’s had his eye on it#like he checked up on his wings#he missed his babies#he had to know where they are#and maybe even how to get them#ps sam what the fuck is wrong with your lamp (via bluandorange)

Probably Sam already had a plan – purely hypothetical, of course, he would never steal government property, of course, I mean it’s not like he could get away with it anyway (he checked, JUST FOR FUN OF COURSE). And the plan wasn’t quite perfect, because it relied on being able to move a little faster than is actually humanly possible and maybe be in two places at once.

Except, of course, that’s not a problem anymore. So now the new question is, if I show Captain America all my (totally hypothetical) infiltration plans, is Captain America going to be Disappointed In Me.

And after knowing Steve for all of maybe 40 minutes added up, Sam is rapidly coming to the conclusion that no, no he will not.

mewwitch:

yawpkatsi:

hellenhighwater:

yawpkatsi:

Concept: Some jackass shows Bucky how to make a blog and it becomes really popular. Not because it’s the blog of James Buchanan Barnes, American Legend, War Hero, Infamous Assassin, Alleged Terrorist. Nobody even knows it’s his blog. It gets really popular because people think it’s a really great shitpost generator or something. Because Bucky is just a Weird Fucking Person and everything he posts on his fucking personal blog comes off as somewhere between dril and Jaden Smith and people are like “this is some quality garbage right here” and thus Accidental Memelord Bucky is born.

Bucky posts things like

“What is wrong with bananas. I ate a banana today and it was Wrong. America why”

“Every time I put on my eye makeup it gets bigger. My whole face is eyeliner now.”

“Why does friendship feel so much like punching”

“When I wake up in the middle of the night I am either thinking ‘who am I? does my life have meaning?’ or “did I already eat all of the plums?’”

“Why are you so grumpy” they ask me. they do not realize this is just my Face.”

“I know i said i would give my left arm for a cup of coffee but i am more awake now and i would like my arm back please”

“I guess I must have done something horrible in a past life. I mean. I definitely did something horrible in this life, so. “

OMG I LOVEEEE

YEEESSSSSSS!

“Guy in front of me won’t move his car seat up. I think that might still be upset about all those times I tried to kill him.”

“Got lectured by a guy who had been complaining about how things were Back In The Day. I don’t understand why he got upset. I too lived through the Great Depression and was drafted for the War.”

“The economy in this century sucks. Who exactly though another Stock Market crash was a good idea?”

“Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them. On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.”

“‘If you don’t behave we’ll send (mutual) after you.’ Jokes on them. I’m the one who trained to be an assassin in the first place.”

“Tried to buy a Chicken Dinner candy bar at the supermarket today. Turns out they were discontinued 54 years ago. Super bummed.”

“Wait. People were on the moon?! We got into space? There is a way off of this rock?! Why am I only just hearing about this?!”

“’Have you been living under a rock the past 50 years?’ No I was cryogenically frozen for 70. I don’t appreciate your tone young man.”

“My friend likes convincing people that I’m the Reckless one in our friendship. As if he won’t find an alley behind a bar to pick a fight in if I take my eyes off him for two seconds.”

emptymoon:

stevestuckyonbucky:

Steve and Bucky going to the smithsonian and standing like they’re wax statues in the exhibits just to see who gets caught first

and Sam is there too trying to bust them out because they are both idiots.

”OH MAN THEY SURE LOOK REAL” 

“I’LL TAKE JUST ONE MORE SELFIE WITH THESE REALLY REAL LOOKING “””WAX STATUES””””

”hey kids hi! do you love Captain America?What about his sidekick Bucky?Yes?Good! Why don’t you guys go hug them??Here give me your camera!”