Feanor: Let the ships burn!
Fingolfin: what the-
Feanor: YOLO
Fingolfin: oh crap oh crap he did the thing
Noldor: well now what?
Fingolfin: now we FORM AN ORDERLY LINE, nobody panic I’m sure the grinding ice is LOVELY this time of year, no Finrod we don’t have time to go back for Amarie, you can send her a postcard. FINGON SLOW DOWN, I’m sure Nelyo is doing just fine for the moment. Are you sure that’s all you’re wearing Elenwe? Alright then. EVERYONE STICK TOGETHER- Turgon I don’t care if you’re trying detached parenting techniques that child should be wearing shoes.
Schlagwort: lol
Background Slytherin Part I
The story so far! More coming in Parts II & III, thank you beautiful people of Tumblr for appreciating them 💚
I haven’t edited anything cos I think it’s interesting to see how my style developed & improved along the way, and also I’m super lazy 🐍
Look out this #SlytherinSunday for a Very Special Announcement… 😮 xx
The BTEC in dramatic tension gets me every fucking time
Eowyn: where is she? the woman who gave you that jewel?
Aragorn:
Aragorn:
Aragorn:
Eowyn: …are you ok?
Aragorn: oh sorry i was just having a dramatic 5 minute cinematic flashback session to answer your question
Eowyn: dude what
Aragorn: …anyway,
When you live with elves
So. A guy who calls himself “Lord of Gifts” has a big workshop in a land full of holly where he tells a bunch of elves to make cool objects. Later he travels around the world dropping off these cool things as presents for people who he thinks show potential.
I’m not sure where I’m going with this, but I choose to believe it would work if I could think about it long enough.
SANTATAR
OH
real talk why do so many fantasy universes think giant spiders are necessary
The sad part is there’s a decent chance a large proportion of them can be blamed on one spider.
The tarantula that bit JRR Tolkien as a child.
He swore he didn’t have a spider phobia and the experience had nothing to do with the man-eating giant spiders in The Hobbit, the even more giant and even more man-eating spider in Lord of the Rings, or the unholy eldritch spider from outside creation that plunged the world into darkness and made literal Satan scream like a little kid in the Silmarillion. Very few people believe him.
Given LotR’s influence in the fantasy genre, there is a high probability that tarantula is the progenitor of even more fictional spiders than Ungoliant was.
this has opend my eyes
I killed a Balrog. You are so outclassed it’s not even funny.
– Glorfindel, to the Nazgûl on the banks of the Bruinen, book I, chapter XII
#GLORFINDEL#grabs your face and yells about him#AU in which glorfindel faces the nazgul#and theyre so overwhelmed with his perfection#they forsake their dark lord#and start following glorfindel instead#like literally following#it’s just like he a got a bunch of goth groupies overnight#glorfindel is all like#you guys uhhhhhh#this is making me a bit uncomfortable#you following me around everywhere#also while my quarters are quite spacious#ten’s a bit of a crowd you know; undead or not#so could you not… hover like that#this is very awkward you guys#but then they start giving him backrubs and making excellent tea and braiding his hair nicely#‘my lord of the golden flower’ they screech#‘while your hair is really a glorious wonder -’#(screech)#‘you must admit it is also a proven safety hazard’#glorfindel frowns but concedes their point#also the witch king of angmar turns out to be quite the capable hairstylist#glorfindel and his nazgul entourage#can that be a thing please (via dwimmerlaiks)
oh
my god
hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye
cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean
tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it
cs lewis: they fucking suck
tolkien: thats not constructive criticism
cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion
tolkien: Furry
cs lewis: blocked
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