sometimes i just get overwhelmed thinking about how unsafe hogwarts is like c’mon guys you have one school to manage in the whole of the UK and LOOK AT IT
quirrel: TROLL!! IN THE DUNGEON!!
dumbledore: QUICK, EVERYONE TO THEIR COMMON ROOMS
slytherins: oUR COMMON ROOM IS IN THE DUNGEON
dumbledore: *read at 8:32 p.m.*