Greatest dilemma of the Silmarillion fandom: we want the movies but we don’t want the movies

how do you think legolas managed to take gimli to valinor with him? what shenanigans were involved do u think

thebattleunderthestars:

thebattleunderthestars:

determamfidd:

I’m gonna draw it

My hand slipped @the-books-we-travel

Hahaha, yes!!! I love this so much!

everydaylouie:

onion magic

tastefullyoffensive:

These new lightsabers are getting out of hand. [full video]

harrypotterfandomunite:

Who thinks of this stuff haha

misbehavingmaiar:

featherloom:

A simple flyer for Finrod Felagund’s construction service in First Age Middle-Earth! Warning: Spoilers here for both Beren and Luthien’s story and a few slight spoilers for The Children of Hurin.

“I’VE NEVER HAD ANY COMPLAINTS"

determinedlyhopeful:

This is the funniest twitter account I have ever seen in my life

misbehavingmaiar:

Me, a humble Noldor coin smith: So, as you can see, I’ve designed the back of the silver coin with a moon and four stars; the engraved star represents Finwë, and the three embossed stars represent his sons– they are all the equal in size, shape, and importance. (◡‿◡✿)

Finarfin, Fingolfin, and Fëanor: Nice.

Finarfin, Fingolfin, and Fëanor: …For real tho, I’m the star on the top, right?

doctornerdington:

ekjohnston:

bethanyactually:

nandamai:

under-the-moonlight-tower:

marchek:

sorcyress:

holyfiremolotov:

pleasecallmesurely:

cosetteskywalker:

lottiethroughthelookingglass:

sunshine-and-the-catsuit:

sophygurl:

maradyeries:

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. And then the murders began.

Mrs. Dalloway said she would buy the flowers herself. And then the murders began.

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And then the murders began.

The phantom of the opera did exist. And then the murders begun.

Maman died today. And then the murders began.

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. And then the murders began.

In 1815 Monsieur Charles-Francois-Bienvenu Myriel was Bishop of Digne. And then the murders began.

In an old house in Paris, that was covered in vines, lived twelve little girls in two straight lines. And then the murders began.

Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. And then the murders began.

“Where’s Papa going with that axe?” said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders began.

Sing, O goddess, the anger of Achilles son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans. And then the murders began.

“Christmas won’t be Christmas without any presents,” grumbled Jo, lying on the rug. And then the murders began.

In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit. And then the murders began.

I… would read all of these.

michaelblume:

There was Eru, the One, who in Arda is called Ilúvatar; and he made first the Ainur, the Holy Ones, that were the offspring of his thought, and they were with him before aught else was made. And then the murders began.