Feanor: So are you gonna lend us your ships, or not? We need to get to Middle Earth.
The Teleri: These ships are our versions of your Silmarils, you know. We put a lot of work into them.
Feanor: *suppressing a laugh* Uh huh, sure. Cool thing about my Silmarils, they’re flame resistant.
Teleri: What?
Erestor: My Lord, are you sure about this?
Elrond: It is the only way to decide this thing fairly. Circumstances are too grave to simply assign it to anyone.
Glorfindel: Let us begin. Then it will be done all the sooner.
Elrond: Alright, so we’re agreed. Whomever draws the shortest straw has to write to Thranduil informing him that his only child is on a perilous quest to Mount Doom in the company of a dwarf –
Erestor: And Gandalf.
Elrond: – to help a hobbit dispose of the one ring which was used in his realm 60 years ago to free the dwarves from his stronghold?
Glorfindel: On second thought, are there any Balrogs left? I’ll die quicker that way…
Thingol: Supportive Parents Encourage Child’s Interests In Anything Within 15-Minute Drive
Luthien: Fugitive Movie Heroine Cuts Own Hair Perfectly
Dior and Nimloth: Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine
Elured and Elurin: Christmas Letter Ominously Makes No Mention Of The Twins
Celeborn: Girlfriend, Girlfriend’s Brother Look Way Too Much Alike
Daeron: Unattractive Man Just Like A Brother To Area Woman
Eöl: Dating Profile Flatly States Man Looking For Someone He Can Control
Mablung: Babysitter Swaps Dead Child With Similar Child Before Parents Get Home
Beleg: Tragic Accident Kills Aspiring Living Person
Nellas: Childhood Friend Stops Writing After Two E-mails
Saeros: Report: Family Deeply Embarrassed by Way Son Died
Cirdan: Area Man Proudly Accepts Exit-Row Responsibilities
Gil-Galad: Military Now Considering Limiting Soldiers With Severe PTSD To 3 Combat Tours
Elwing: Everything You Worked So Hard For Lying in Splinters At Your Feet
Earendil: ‘Is It Too Late To Audition?’ Asks Perfect Actor For Role, Poking Head Into Room Just As Producers Were Giving Up Hope
Elrond and Elros: Report: More American Children Raised By Carjackers Who Didn’t Realize There Was Someone In Backseat
Pengolodh: Search Continues For Articulate Witness Of Tragedy
Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting
4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.
reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.
deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.
It got better
Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.
This has officially become one of my favorite posts.
I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT
Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.
archiveofourown.org:Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut – character, sprinkles – character, glaze – character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU – doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting
OMG LMAO! Graphic Depictions of Gluten!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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