“The medieval warrior, realizing the consequences of his impulsive act, immediately approached the owner of the drone and offered to pay for the damage.
The owner of the drone was so impressed by the brilliant attack that he suggested organizing a competition for bringing down “dragons” with short spears next year.
Drone owners have another year to develop a unique “dragon-like” design for their flying machines.” (x)
I am 100% cooler with this knowing that the spear-thrower realized “oops maybe I shouldn’t have done that” and tried to make it right, and that the guy who the drone belonged to was cool with it
just so everyone knows, this has already been memorialized in a runestone
WHAT, EXACTLY, ARE YOU HAMMERING?
—Me, at every picture of Sauron, Celebrimbor, or Fëanor, crafting either RINGS or GEMSTONES on an ANVIL with a GIANT HAMMER raised high above their heads (via misbehavingmaiar)
Now I’m just imagining the poor Orc who has to paint Sauron’s portrait and he’s trying to explain that just maybe he needs a more dynamic shot with a raised hammer so Sauron will like his portrait (this century) and no one will have to be gutted in punishment and Sauron is just NOT HEARING IT because he knows what fucking jewelsmithing looks like
“Anakin, just relax, have some fun, you don’t need to go chasing adventure every single second, you can take a br–exCUSE ME I GOTTA GO CHASE A SMUGGLER BYE. *ZOOM*”
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING OUT LOUD FOR TEN MINUTES STRAIGHT NOW.
(”Just look for the man who looks unhappy to be here.” when telling the Rodian to give Anakin the bill, I am never feeling sorry for Obi-Wan having to deal with that little shit ever again, not when he clearly goddamned started it. FOREVER LOL.)
Okay, just…wait a second.
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?
Anakin, Obi-wan and Ahsoka on vacation at the beach? Obi-wan getting someone else to pay the bill (um, he’s done this a ton of times, guys. Getting to Alderaan and the Deception arc being the most notable times…) Of course, somehow Obi-wan finding trouble and running off, just as he told Anakin he wouldn’t and shouldn’t do.
WOW.
This is truly a piece of art.
(Wait, why is Anakin at the beach? I thought he hated sand.)
I am so in love with everything in this scene.
– ANAKIN. AT THE BEACH. WITHOUT A SHIRT EVEN. Why is he not wearing a shirt if he’s the one who’s like UUUGHH I DON’T EVEN WANT TO BE HERE??
– Obi-Wan has actually taken off his shoes and socks! That’s how you know he’s in vacation mode! He still has two layers of his tunics on, but!! NO SOCKS AND SHOES!!!
– Ahsoka still in her full outfit. Shoes and everything!
THESE PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE AT BEACH VACATIONS, I LOVE IT. And I’m forever angry that we were denied The Team in tacky Hawaiian print shirts at the beach. WE WERE ROBBED.
Holy fuck. I– I think this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen, from Anakin’s hair to them *being at a beach* to Ahsoka still in her usual outfit to Obi-Wan pulling on his boots and sprinting into trouble. I’m–
Beach sand is clearly different than desert sand (no really, beach sand is typically much finer, thus softer than sand in deserts, at least in my experience). Plus there are no fruity drinks and lounge chairs on tatooine.
Jon Snow is basically a Disney Princess…
1. Wicked Step Mother ✔
2. Parents died ✔
3. Starts off in a Castle, leaves with nothing rises fast in the ranks of his new home ✔
4. Good heart✔
5.Talks to brids✔
6. Fights Ice monsters✔(looking at you Anna)
7. Awoken from his slumber✔
GRRM basically turned Snow White into Jon Snow.
This guy gets it. Jon Snow is the princess who was promised; the fairest in all the land; the younger and more beautiful Queen who will cast Cersei down and take all that she holds dear.
okay i posted this and now i can’t stop thinking about what blogs the different
silm characters would run so y’all are gonna suffer with me
eru iluvitar is tumblr staff because he created everything but does absolutely nothing to maintain it and every time there’s drama he’s just like *opens one eye* “what are the kids up to these days?
ah. murder again.” *closes the eye*
eölprobably has one of those blogs that’s like “i’m everything tumblr hates. feminists and SJWS beware, you’re in for a scare”
yavanna has a nature blog. lots of cute pictures of animals and trees, sometimes selfies. v classy, stays out of the drama but has Opinions
fingon: mostly music, occasionally gay porn
maedhros: sends supportive asks to fingon on anon and then pretends it wasn’t him. questionable political views. has a separate, private blog on which he also posts gay porn (and cryptic, emotional vent posts)
fëanor: tumblr famous. always involved in some kind of drama. 90% of all the Discourse™ can be traced back to him
sauronreposts everything, never gives credit, and self-promotes on literally every single post (”follow this evil overlord! you will love him on your dash”). everyone hates his blog and maedhros keeps trying to report him but he always comes back somehow
turin has a monochrome blog with gifs from old french films and depressing quotes on black backgrounds. he only has 2 followers and one of them is beleg (although he later blocks beleg after they have a fight and the two of them never speak to each other again)
galadrielhas a social justice blog and constantly calls everyone out on their bullshit. her selfies get like a million notes because she’s gorgeous and kinda looks like she could kill you with her brain
radiantanor.home.blog 