Schlagwort: :-D

tearlessrain:

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minstrelmaglor:

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justadutchperson:

legolasgoldy:

merilithrose:

tearlessrain:

a lot of tolkien’s characters are absurdly similar looking to each other but after a while you develop this weird sixth sense for which distressed black haired blue eyed dude is being depicted in any given art

Stressed, long and loose hair = Finwe

Serious, holding sword = Fingolfin

Gold ribbons, fancy braids = Fingon

Tall, fancy outfit = Turgon

Big biceps and kinda crazy look in his eyes = Feanor

Mournful, with musical instrument = Maglor

Flushed, pissed off = Caranthir

Looks like Feanor but slightly smaller amd more evil = Curufin

Looks like Curufin, not evil, is flirting with dwarf/elf smith = Celebrimbor

Also holding a musical instrument but its a flute, fountains nearby = Ecthelion

Golden hair, way too pretty, really shiny necklace = Finrod
Slightly less golden hair, still way too pretty, petting a dog = Celegorm
More golden hair, way too pretty, sword in hand = Glorfindel
Golden hair, way too pretty, is female = Galadriel
Golden hair, way too pretty, “fuck this shit, I’m out” written all over his face = Finarfin

Golden hair, way too pretty, is female, dark haired guy creepin in the background = Idril

Silver hair, looking pissed af, sitting next to a serene dark-haired lady (who most likely has a halo) = Thingol
Silver hair, standing next to “golden hair, way too pretty, is female“ = Celeborn
Silver hair, female, looks really sad = Miriel
Silver hair, way too pretty, petting a dog = also could be Celegorm
Silver (or grey) hair, hanging out with a dark-haired human, looks done af = Beleg

black hair, grey eyes, looks very, very tired or sad or both = Elrond

black hair, grey eyes, there’s 2 of them, usually holding a sword or something = Elladan and/or Elrohir but good luck figuring out which is which

black hair, grey eyes, looks scared, shocked, creepy, and/or slightly evil = maeglin

black hair, grey eyes, female, probably dancing or stealing a jewel = luthien

black hair, grey eyes, female, looking just like luthien, probably has a dark haired, grey eyed man nearby = arwen

I like this bc it implies that Maedhros is the only red head in middle earth, which is honestly probably why everyone called him copper top.

red hair, way too pretty, having an extremely bad time = Maedhros

red hair, near another, identical person with slightly darker red hair = Ambarussa, good luck figuring out which is which because Tolkien didn’t know either

red hair, near Morgoth, okay with that = Sauron, ginger edition

blond hair, looks evil or at least smug, glowing eyes and/or eye motif on clothes = Sauron, blond edition

moonblossom:

rapidashpatronus:

Everything about this entire exchange is joy.
– Cassian on “?!?” setting, being like “WTF, did I just meet a Jedi, I always wanted to but this is not what I expected and I am confused.”
– Chirrut looking so chirpy and serene and pleased with himself
– Chirrut is literally just chillin’ on a stormtrooper
– Baze’s flabbergasted exasperation
– Cassian tripling to the “???!!!???” setting

OH MY GOD I NEVER NOTICED HE’S SITTING ON A STORMTROOPER

VICTIM MISTOOK JEWEL THIEF FOR A STRIPPER

the-tater:

Local property owner Morgoth Bauglir, formerly Melkor of the Ainur, claims that he didn’t have any suspicions about an unnamed woman who bypassed the security systems of his dark fortress and got all the way to his living room before attracting attention. 

“Look, I thought she was a stripper,” Bauglir claimed. “She danced really pretty, and she did this thing with her hair in front of her face, and she even sang – no of ******* course I don’t remember what it was about, do I look like I keep track of those kinds of things? Why are you even still here? Why is no one looking for my Silmaril?”

Primary suspect Luthien Tinuviel and an unnamed accomplice, a mortal man tentatively identified as trespasser and would-be kidnapper Beren Camlost, escaped Bauglir’s home with a jewel rumored to be worth the loyalty of four Fëanorians. Camlost allegedly slept through the heist, though Tinuviel woke him in time to make their escape. 

Further damages were incurred to Bauglir’s face and his prized guard-dog Carcharoth, last seen fleeing the scene with a bloody mouth. Tinuviel is also suspected of arson at Tol-in-Gaurhoth earlier this month. 

Bauglir’s lieutenant, the groundskeeper of

Tol-in-Gaurhoth, could not be reached for comment.