ohpippin:

if u ever feel sad just remember what aragorn wore in the animated lotr films

“Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?”
“Too much, Aragorn”

fleamontpotter:

Harry had such a hard life you guys

Annatar’s Big Reveal: Groupme Edition

Celebrimbor: I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP I FUCKED UP
Gil-Galad: ???
Celebrimbor: I FUCKED. UP
Galadriel: …
Celebrimbor: AAAAAAAaaaaaAaaa
Elrond: could you be more specific?
Gil-Galad: deep breaths
Celebrimbor: DEEP BREATHING CANT SAVE ME NOW
Galadriel: it’s ok, whatever it is that you did it can’t possibly be a worse fuck-up than when Manwe released Melkor from prison so you’re still doing better than that guy
Celebrimbor: ………….
Celebrimbor: im so fucking sorry
Galadriel: so its on that scale huh?
Celebrimbor: end me
Celebrimbor: actually, i don’t think you’ll have to end me, i think someone else will be taking care of that shortly
Gil-Galad: are you in danger???
Elrond: where are you? we’re on our way
Celebrimbor: Nonoo dont look for me you idiots run!!! fuck
Galdriel: …..this is about your creepy boyfriend isnt it
Celebrimbor: HOW COULD I BE SO BLIND
Galadriel: …fuck
Galadriel: I FUCKING KNEW IT I TOLD YOU YOU IMBECILE I TOLD ALL OF YOU
Gil-Galad: can everyone please calm down and explain to me whats going on
Galadriel: hes been fucking some kind of demon is whats going on
Celebrimbor: ITS NOT LIKE THAT
Elrond: so on a scale of one to your grandfather how badly have you fucked up, and what can we do to fix it
Celebrimbor: I’m so, so sorry. I love you all. Please tell Narvi I’m sorry. Galadriel I should have listened.
Celebrimbor: I’m gonna go make this right
Elrond: Just tell us where you are
Elrond: we can help
Elrond: just don’t do anything stupid
~15 minutes later
Gil-Galad: …so I just tried calling him like 3 times and hes not picking up
Galadriel: OH MY GOD
Celebrimbor: hey everyone, just fyi, I’m definitely not dead. Where did you all say you were again?
Elrond: who the fuck is this, what the fuck have you done with Celebrimbor, and why the fuck do you have his phone?
Galadriel: if this is who I think it is, I swear to god
Gil-Galad: elrond, since when do you use that kind of language?
Elrond: since i was raised by feanorians and that’s not really relevant rn gil
Celebrimbor: It’s me, guys
Celebrimbor: Why are you all acting so strange?
Celebrimbor: Pretty hurtful after I gave you those rings, just saying
Galadriel: OH MY FUCKING GOD
~groupme deactivated~

bastila-bae:

It’s not all about you, Anakin.

wingedcorgi:

did you know snape was already the potions teacher when tonks went to hogwarts?

did you know she absolutely had to have done this at least once?

rebel-blueberry:

hyper-windy:

pep-no:

mask-of-prime:

klubbhead:

literally–hitler:

klubbhead:

tht-lesbian-fangirl:

nexar-k:

thej-key:

klubbhead:

rebeccafultz-blog:

klubbhead:

ourholyvengeance:

nunyabizni:

klubbhead:

sculptingsuccess:

klubbhead:

unaffiliatedpangolin:

klubbhead:

aven-rave:

klubbhead:

watergirl1996:

ryuukiba:

charlottec21:

thevindictiveserpent:

science-fiction-is-real:

skankplissken:

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

Dam it it got better

S T O P

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

NO

😬

do grand moff tarkin.

Ohh… Myy… Lordd…

😂😂😂😂😂

Assdsaddfgghkklkjhfdssf Obi wan next please

IT GOT A LOT BETTER

No, I’m not proud of you. You got the guy who successfully kept us all from murdering one another locked in a dungeon on Werewolf Demon Island, you almost started a civil war, and my favorite nephew is now calling me ‘Imperialist Bastard’ in all of his letters home.

incorrecttolkienquotes:

– Maedhros, to Celegorm and Curufin, when asked his opinion of their Nargothrond exploits, the Silmarillion, Of Beren and Lúthien

exwing:

[…] And last came one who seemed the least, less tall than the others, and in looks more aged, grey-haired and grey-clad, and leaning on a staff. But Círdan from their first meeting at the Grey Havens divined in him the greatest spirit and the wisest; and he welcomed him with reverence, and he gave to his keeping the Third Ring, Narya the Red.

[…] And the Grey Messenger took the Ring and kept it ever secret; yet the White Messenger (who was skilled to uncover all secrets) after a time became aware of this gift, and begrudged it, and it was the beginning of the hidden ill-will that he bore to the Grey, which afterwards became manifest.

– The Istari, Unfinished Tales

in every joke there is a kernel of truth

speciesofleastconcern: