YES its tru i tell wraiths to hug my soda bottles before i drink them….its energy efficient natural cooling….ok
sauron is using green energy now?
mordor is solar powered
Isn’t mordor covered in shadow? I would say it’s magma powered.
O shit u right. Geothermal.
I just took (and passed!) my exam to be credentialed in a set of green building standards today, and I can weigh in on this discussion! Natural refrigerants are best because artificial ones either are horrible for global warming (HFCs), are horrible for the ozone layer (CFCs, banned by the Montreal Protocol), or are a little bit harmful for both (HCFCs), so cooling via wraith hugging would be an excellent way to achieve the Refrigerant Management prerequisite and credit if Barad-dur were to apply for LEED certification! Unfortunately, geothermal isn’t an acceptable renewable energy system under LEED (although Ainurin magic could be; Sauron’s team could just submit an appeal when their renewable energy credit was denied).
Got any more questions about how Mordor can go green, @sauron-the-wraith-fucker? I’m an expert now! (This would have been a great way to study for my test, actually!)
(On a side note, I’m looking for a job doing this kind of work, so if anyone knows of any openings, hmu! Dartmouth College graduate with BA in Environmental Studies & extensive internship experience!)
Excellent….excellent….
You would make a fine servant!
This is iconic
Sauron and environmentalism…the crossover the world truly needed
If there are any of y’all out there trying to tell me, with a straight face, that Poor Baby Mairon Is An Innocent Cinnamon Bun And Never Did Anything Wrong, I’m fully willing to bring up certain of Tolkien’s writings and quote them to you verbatim.
Poor Baby Mairon is a horrible, sadistic cinnamon roll who always did everything wrong. I love him very much.
The boy has never had anything nice and the second he gets his hands on some money he tries to buy a fucking solid gold cauldron like started from the bottom now we here I love him so much
Honestly Hagrid saved Harry from so much embarrassment. Can you imagine him turning up to his first potions lesson with a fucking solid gold cauldron??? Like Snape already hated Harry think about what he would have said if Harry just plonked that on his desk
I think he would have said fuck it to his promise to dumbledore and murdered Harry on the spot
AGAIN WITH THE SOLID GOLD POSSESSIONS HARRY. I’m surprised he never replaced his glasses with solid gold ones the boy clearly has a taste for the finer things in life. Or when he had his bones removed by Lockhart in second year, he probably had to stop himself from asking Pomfrey to just fill his arm up with gold instead of bones.
NO WONDER HE CAN SEE THE FUCKIN SNITCH SO WELL HE’S ON THE HUNT FOR GOLD
one thing i love about star wars is that even though the clone wars makes a legitimately good and admirable effort to really get across how huge and expansive the galaxy is and how many different unrelated but still important conflicts are going on at once, the Vast and Swarming criminal underworld of the entire galaxy is apparently still just like the same seven people who all know each other, have all (excluding boba) probably dated each other in varying configurations, and who collaborate on all of the same crimes. and our heroes 100% know this and are completely nonplussed by it
Padme or whoever: Oh no the Senate has uncovered a nefarious criminal plot to do some shady and bad stuff and we don’t know who is behind it
The Jedi: Oh shit ok hold on one moment let us consult our vast criminal database for clues
Help you, we cannot. Literally anybody, it could be
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