what is the most jon snow thing jon snow has ever said?

voiceshatemysilence:

thelawyerthatwaspromised:

showvigilance:

visenyastargaryen:

Literally…anytime he says anything sassy.

“You make us look bad’, complained Toad.
You looked bad before I ever met you,” Jon told him.

“Be careful you don’t cut yourself. The edges are sharp enough to shave with.”
“Girls don’t shave,” Arya said.
Maybe they should. Have you ever seen the septa’s legs?”

“First lesson, stick them with the pointy end.”

“I’ll take that wager, Ser Alliser,” Jon said. “I’d love to see Ghost juggle.

Like, Jon. You little shit. (I don’t know why I love this bastard so fckin much)

The most Jon Snow thing, though? The iconic of all the iconic? 

Edd, fetch me a block.

My son ❤️

My favorite:

M’lord,” Janos Slynt reminded him. “You’ll address me—”

“I’ll go, my lord. But you are making a mistake, my lord. You are sending the wrong man, my lord. Just the sight of me is going to anger Mance. My lord would have a better chance of reaching terms if he sent—”

Jon Snow is a passive-agressive asshole and no one can tell me otherwise.

He remembered the hearth tales Old Nan told them. The wildlings were cruel men, she said, slavers and slayers and thieves. They consorted with giants and ghouls, stole girl children in the dead of night, and drank blood from polished horns. And their women lay with the Others in the Long Night to sire terrible half-human children.

Bran, A song of Ice and Fire

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 Stark Children and Old Nan

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