Schlagwort: ask me

Unexpected guest meme

cycas:

Ask me a Tolkien character to turn up unexpectedly on my doorstop and I’ll tell you if I’d be :

1) delighted and invite them in for supper

2) socially awkward and unable to tell them not to invite themselves for supper

3) fleeing through the back door to the nearest neighbour to demand they send up the Horncall of Buckland and raise the Shire. 

And why.  If 1 or 2, I will also tell you what I would provide for supper. 

icarusninja23:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

fuck, marry, kill but instead it’s

get them randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester, get trapped with them on a broken elevator for ten hours, and they’re your employee trainer for your new job at McDonalds

the important rule to this version is that no matter who is with you, you HAVE to be stuck in the elevator for the full ten hours. I don’t care if you’re in there with Thor himself. You can’t get out.

new ask game: send three characters and i’ll tell you which i’d rather have

• get randomly assigned as your lab partner for a whole semester,

• get trapped with on a broken elevator for ten hours

• get as my employee trainer for my new job at McDonalds

Silmarillion themed questions

tolkien-in-beleriand:

1. What’s your favourite Noldor?

2. What’s your favourite elf (can be Noldor or not)?

3. What’s your favourite dwarf?

4. What’s your favourite Valar?

5. What’s your favourite man of the First Age?

6. Would you have followed Fëanor?

7. Glaurung or Ancalagon?

8. What’s your favourite character of the book? (You CAN’T cheat like me, it must be JUST ONE)

9. Discuss Maeglin’s actions and motives.

10. Which King of Númenor is your favourite?

11. Do you agree with the way the Valar dealt with Middle-earth?

12. Doriath or Nargothrond?

13. A character you don’t like and why.

14. What’s your favourite Maiar?

15. Would you trust Ossë?

16. What do you think of Fingolfin going to attack Melkor?

17. You are Fëanor and YOU HAVE the silmarils (Melkor didn’t take it). Would you give them to Yavanna save the two trees and bring light to Valinor again?

18. What do you think Eru meant by “And thou, Melkor, shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful, which he himself hath not imagined.”?

19. Who do you think had the worse destiny: Húrin or Túrin?

20. If you could be a character from the book which one would you choose?

21. What do you think of Melkor considering all since the song?

22. If you could marry one of Fëanor’s sons which one would you choose?

23. What do you think of Eöl?

24. Why do you think that the race of men are the only one that never went to Valinor besides the orcs?

25. What’s your favourite Age?

26. Imagine Sauron falls in love with you but you love Melkor who loves no one (seriously that little shit). What do you do?

27. What do you think it was the most evil deed of Melkor?

28. Would you prefer to fight against Gothmog (the balrog of course) or Glaurung?

29. If you were an elf in Midlle-earth after the War of Wrath would you sail immediately to Valinor or wait a little more in Middle-earth?

30. What do you think of the fact that Tolkien created in 360-ish pages something so perfect and complex?

Give me 5 characters and a number, and I will put them in preference order for that situation

houseofhaleth:

  1. Invite to dinner with parents
  2. Shipwrecked on desert island with
  3. In a car chase with
  4. Shopping for formal wear with
  5. On the run from corrupt authority figures with
  6. Trying to fix broken-down automobile in the rain with
  7. Captured by supervillain with
  8. Wake up handcuffed to
  9. Fake-married to for undercover reasons
  10. To cut and style my hair
  11. To drag them away from a big fight because they’re injured
  12. To drag me away from a big fight because I’M injured
  13. Rewatch my favourite movie/show with
  14. Leave in charge of my home while I’m away
  15. Study for an exam with
  16. Sent to assassinate me
  17. Cook dinner for
  18. Get into massive argument with
  19. Get caught in a questionable position with
  20. Work as bodyguard for

Give me 5 characters and a number, and I will put them in preference order for that situation

houseofhaleth:

  1. Invite to dinner with parents
  2. Shipwrecked on desert island with
  3. In a car chase with
  4. Shopping for formal wear with
  5. On the run from corrupt authority figures with
  6. Trying to fix broken-down automobile in the rain with
  7. Captured by supervillain with
  8. Wake up handcuffed to
  9. Fake-married to for undercover reasons
  10. To cut and style my hair
  11. To drag them away from a big fight because they’re injured
  12. To drag me away from a big fight because I’M injured
  13. Rewatch my favourite movie/show with
  14. Leave in charge of my home while I’m away
  15. Study for an exam with
  16. Sent to assassinate me
  17. Cook dinner for
  18. Get into massive argument with
  19. Get caught in a questionable position with
  20. Work as bodyguard for

a tolkien-proof character meme

vardasvapors:

Because that last meme I tried to do showed what a pain it was to try to apply normal character memes to tolkien characters, here’s a more ridiculous tolkienish one. Give me a character and I will tell you:

  • 1-3 things I enjoy about them
  • Something interesting about them based on tenuous circumstantial evidence
  • A question I have about them
  • A random relevant line I like
  • My preferred version, if there is more than one version of their story (or part of their story)
  • Favorite relationship(s)
  • How would they react to Tom Bombadil
  • Optional: Something about them that I think people forget

DO YOUR WORST

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
7: Do you want to be single?
8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
9: How late did you stay up last night?
10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
11: Last three things you had to drink?
12: Have you pretended to like someone?
13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
20: What would you name your future daughter?
21: Do you miss anyone?
22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
26: Who did you last see in person?
27: Are you listening to music right now?
28: What is something you currently want right now?
29: What is the last thing you said out lot?
30: How is your heart lately?
31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
32: Are you wearing socks?
33: What do people call you?
34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
36: Who did you last share a bed with?
37: Did you do something bad today?
38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
39: Do you get stressed out easily?
40: Will you sing today?
41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
44: What are you listening to right now?
45: What is wrong with you right now?
46: What is on your wrists right now?
47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wea
48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
50: Are you a good artist?
51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
53: Ever been on a golf cart?
54: Do you have trust issues?
55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
57: Do you use chap stick?
58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
59: Do you have a little sister?
60: Have you ever been to New York?
61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
69: Will next Friday be a good one?