one thing i love about star wars is that even though the clone wars makes a legitimately good and admirable effort to really get across how huge and expansive the galaxy is and how many different unrelated but still important conflicts are going on at once, the Vast and Swarming criminal underworld of the entire galaxy is apparently still just like the same seven people who all know each other, have all (excluding boba) probably dated each other in varying configurations, and who collaborate on all of the same crimes. and our heroes 100% know this and are completely nonplussed by it
Padme or whoever: Oh no the Senate has uncovered a nefarious criminal plot to do some shady and bad stuff and we don’t know who is behind it
The Jedi: Oh shit ok hold on one moment let us consult our vast criminal database for clues
Help you, we cannot. Literally anybody, it could be
“Oh, well you will think I am bragging, but very happy it was. Do you know the relief of warmth that comes with the lighting of a fire in the woods under the stars? ‘Twas a far greater relief on the Great Journey after the Cracking – that was what we called the wars in the north that broke the land when Cuivienen was lost, before we knew what they were. The winds changed and blew bitter cold, and the hides and weaves of hair we clad ourselves in could not hold together against it, and hampered us when we walked, and trying to tie them together still left gaps that the wind cut through as freezing as ever. We warmed ourselves with the speed of the hunt, and with the cooking fires after, and with sleep wrapped in one another’s arms, and lamented that the heat of our own blood could be only so poorly trapped.
It was on one of these feasts that I found in my share a bone so hard that it seemed it would not split for the marrow no matter how hard I pounded it. But when I used my knife to try to pry it open instead, it slipped and broke of a shard of bone – long and narrow, and very sharp! That was how we made our first stone knives, from discovering which stones could chip at the edges of others. I am not sure what I was thinking at first, but I picked up the shard of bone and carved at it until it was fine and smooth, pointed at one end and notched at the other, and when I pierced the edge of my furs with it, it slipped through easily, all the way from tip to end – I saw the end vanish from one side of the fur as it emerged on the other, and all in a flash it seemed I could see the trail the movement of the bone left in the air, and how good it would be if that trail was solid, and not mere air!
But well, I wanted to show everyone at once, so I did not test it or tell of it first. I jumped up before the songs and storytelling could start and tore a handful of my hair out – it was even rarer then for the Noldor to have silver hair, and it caught the starlight most dangerously and inconveniently when I went hunting, but everyone around the fire could see it. I held up my wrap and tied my hair fast to the end of the bone, and wove it in and out – a simple and clumsy stitch, to be sure – until the edges of the fur that lay along my sides held together tight, with not a gap for the wind to bite through, and did not slip nor loosen, even when I held my arms over my head and spun and danced as fast as I might. Quite an uproar it was! Everyone was clamoring to lay hold of a bone, and plucking out each other’s hair, to try it themselves. These days we have thread, and woven cloth, and embroidering, and we say it is an art of women, and only fit for certain temperaments. But for many wheelings of the stars after that feast, every time we stopped to rest and eat, there was not a single elf who did not sit around the fire to sew. That at least, is one thing I am quite glad to remind anyone of.”
“Qui-Gon… under the mat… the key is.” Illustration by Tony M
I’m mostly okay with the non-uniform way Leia and Admiral Holdo are dressed. Even though I like uniforms (and really wanted to see more female officers in uniform at least while on duty), and it seems weird and maybe unfair that the Resistance higher-ups get to wear whatever they want while everyone else presumably doesn’t. You can say “the resistance encourages individuality”, I suppose, but only among the leadership? Hmm. In the Rebellion, only political leaders like Mon Mothma did not wear uniform. Admittedly, Han and Lando also kept wearing their usual clothes after being appointed to Generals in RotJ, but those “promotions” always seemed strange anyway.
However, what I don’t understand is why Holdo doesn’t at least have some rank insignia somewhere. Apparently what she looks like is not that well-known despite the existence of hologramms, considering Poe didn’t know despite having been a Commander. So, I’m fairly sure that something to show her name and rank would be a necessity, right?
Omg I can’t believe I’m doing this, but this is the sort of crack that I need to release before I can get anything done.
Set when Finrod first meets the Men
Finrod: I am your king.
Man: Well, I didn’t vote for you.
Finrod: You don’t vote for kings.
Man: Well how’d you become king then?
[Angelic music plays… ]
Finrod: The Lord of the Waters, dressed like a giant wave in glittering green armour sent to me a dream, signifying by divine providence that I, Finrod, was to build a hidden city. THAT is why I am your king.
Bëor: [interrupting] Listen, strange men lyin’ in rivers distributin’ hallucinations is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.