Among the smartest and longest lived animals we can ever hope to interact with and it was willing to learn this stupid trick to amuse its human friend.
Thank you patient bird.
OH MY GOD
when u think about it the seven sons of feanor are like seven cardinal iterations of fanon snape: “torture porn,” “secretly survived the end of the war and is now a fry cook,” “lucius malfoy,” “angry but ostensibly well-meaning teenager,” fanon snape, surprisingly low-profile, and martyred
You’re telling me that the massive undead army – something that so alters how we perceive the fate of the mortal soul after death that I’ve been trying to theologically justify its existence for the past few centuries – was just stuck in one spot because of yet another stupid fucking oath?
– Elrond, to Aragorn, on the Army of the Dead, The Lord of the Rings, book VI, chapter V
my personal fav anxiety is “i’m in the wrong place” anxiety that isn’t alleviated until u see someone that u know should also be in the same place as u
Related: “I got the time/day wrong” anxiety. Same rules for alleviation.
I sometimes have ‘what if I’m not dressed properly’ mixed in, too
And my favourite subtype of “wrong-place anxiety” is “I know for a fact that The Thing is in this exact room at this exact time, as I have the email telling me I’m supposed to be there, but regardless the person who meets me here will wonder what the fuck I am doing and why I’m here.”
what is this life, really, truly?
in all honesty this is the most unreal, surreal, unimaginably magical thing i’ve ever seen in my life. they make sounds and i never knew. these things are gigantic. i’m so awed.
i make that noise when i want food too
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if u ever feel sad just remember what aragorn wore in the animated lotr films
“Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?”
“Too much, Aragorn”
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