collab with Dan Abromowitz (I did the drawing)
Erestor: My Lord, are you sure about this?
Elrond: It is the only way to decide this thing fairly. Circumstances are too grave to simply assign it to anyone.
Glorfindel: Let us begin. Then it will be done all the sooner.
Elrond: Alright, so we’re agreed. Whomever draws the shortest straw has to write to Thranduil informing him that his only child is on a perilous quest to Mount Doom in the company of a dwarf –
Erestor: And Gandalf.
Elrond: – to help a hobbit dispose of the one ring which was used in his realm 60 years ago to free the dwarves from his stronghold?
Glorfindel: On second thought, are there any Balrogs left? I’ll die quicker that way…
j r r Tolkien, scrolling thru his 17 page word document full of names: these are all so good i just hav 2 use all of them

I came across this very odd pond in a forest
#it’s fucking fairies get away from it
put ur foot in there and you’ll never be seen again
(If people were wondering, this is probably a vernal pond- a temporary body of water that typically forms after heavy rains. They can form in the same place year after year but rarely last more than a month or two)
…says the fairy apologist ¬_¬
I mean, A body of water with a part-time existence that in some places is the only source of fresh water for miles so it attracts every animal in the area, perfectly preserves whatever it swallows until it vanishes and leaves a pile of goo and is named after an equinox is still pretty fucking Fae.












